to this:

Ladies and gentlemen! I apologize deeply in advance for UG, but the chairman of the board promised me that if this quote reaches the “best Abyss,” he will promote me to the company’s chief technician. You have already missed so many UGs in the best, and in this case at least help a good person!!! to
With respect to all the readers of BOR
Leading engineer-technologist of PTS Sizov S.V. by Necrofil
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Well, Sisov, you have a pruffling about the promotion :-)...or we will find you sudden diarrhea