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 11.11.2009
Young people who are disappointed in girls... I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, I don’t argue about mat. I cook well, study in a prestigious university, work in specialty. I don’t tolerate glamorous things, I don’t watch the series, I don’t joke with “sweet” things. I am learning to program in PHP. Not registered in SSC. The networks. I don’t talk, I don’t tell, I don’t lie. I dress according to the weather, I believe that the guy must decide whether he will pay for me or not.

So here...

I am married.

And all because while you were running after the glamorous sturgeons that threw you, and crying in the bore, which you were deceived by the wicked female race, one young man quietly cared for a modest girl from the community.
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