My friend and girlfriend met. There and here, yesterday, he asks me to buy him condoms at the pharmacy, said he is embarrassed. I have agreed. We go to the pharmacy, there are 2 sellers, one is 40, the second is such a nice 25 years old, well, I approach the young:
I: Give me a condom of this size, please.
Do you want strawberries or bananas?
Do you prefer bananas or strawberries?
The wild rust of both sellers. Now I am afraid to go to the pharmacy.)