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 18.11.2009
B U Y V O L: Crazy guys, who has a program to compress music on Samsung?
Kolyanich: GOST 22-17,94, specific compression 24kg
B U Y V O L: Hi, chats wrote me about the program on Samsung for compression?
Kolyanich: I’m telling you that I have... you can compress your Samsung with all the music and pictures. They press "mama do not burn".
B U Y V O L: Please take me off.
From the balcony?
B U Y V O L: There is no speaker here
kolyanich: Tissues are a sliding tool for stationary fixing parts when they are processed... It’s a joke!
B U U V O L: ha ha, you have this program, I don’t understand it.
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