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 20.11.2009
Friends told me.
On the inscenation of medieval battles (battle 100 on 100). We should have been “dead” for a while. Next to us sits a healthy guy and with an ordinary needle with a thin thread sheets a broken top to bottom calcutta. We noted for ourselves that it would be easier to take the thread or attach it with a wire, because it will not hold in battle. Having sewn the collar, he dressed it on himself, painted and was obviously pleased. After that, the guy started repairing the shield, which was broken a decent piece. To do this, he took a piece of bread, chewed it and glued the missing part onto that pulp, carefully grinding the cracks. He was satisfied again and went to the starting position of the battle. Our curiosity had no limits, we had to go from the "deadmen" to the spectators.
On different sides of the field there were two "hateful" crowds, and on the sides there was a considerable number of spectators, including us.
On the side between the rows was a small hill, on which we saw the same guy in a tailored collar. The Signal of the Beginning
“Battle” from the hill a wild scream, which everyone instantly turned their heads and saw...
A guy with a wild swing bites and throws a piece of glued shield with his teeth, the shield itself flies to the other side. He breaks the calcutta in half, breaks out the sword that flaps from the ground and, waving over his head with a victorious cry, moves toward the enemy. To our surprise, this "battle" ended - seeing the hero, the soldiers rushed back and forth, losing shields and swords along the way.
After the soldiers came to feel, everyone long laughed at the successful tactics of the hero. This is a psychological attack!! to
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