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 25.11.2009
A 40-year-old colleague met a girl. Mache is thirty-five years old and she is very bad for herself. Kola is fat, lazy and eye-catching. today is
Cole is visiting Masha for the first time. On the way, Cole goes into the store to buy champagne and vodka. At the condom window, Cole stops in deep thoughtfulness. Rich life experience suggests that if he buys condoms, then something will necessarily happen and there will be no sex, and if you do not buy condoms, then Masha will definitely pull him to bed, but without condoms will not give. Colla falls into catatonia.

At this time, Masha stands in front of the mirror and decides whether to shave her legs or not to shave. Rich life experience suggests that if she breaks her legs, then something will necessarily happen and there will be no sex, and if the legs are not shaved, then everything will go great and the matter will go into intimacy, but the girl's honor will not allow her to go to bed with unshaken legs. Masha has a brain.

The question is, how do these two wicked ones go together?
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