Meet in our depths of Culibina: Edison is nervously smoking!
We have one such – Igor is another type! Unresolved technical problems for him do not exist, in principle. A long time ago, he made aerosans, a motodeltaplane and a boiler. I decided to get on a helicopter.
Sikorsky is fucking. It should be noted that Igor's basic education is 10 classes of high school (it is terrible to think what he would have invented after graduating from a technical university), and the helicopter is not a grass-cutting machine for you, so the manufacture of a screwdriver took quite a long time.
The finished product strongly resembled the ash from "Kin-Zha-Zha". To the fact that the device managed to get up in the air, no one was surprised, we are already accustomed to the fact that everything works for Igor. One problem was drawn: the helicopter hangs in the air, and does not want to fly forward. Igor fought over the decision for two weeks, then came to the conclusion that the first wheel is necessary, well, in the sense, you need to push the car, it will fly! It was said - done: the helicopter for a long cord was attached to the "Uazik", the steering was placed on Seregu and clearly and unequivocally instructed: when the car takes off, it must speed up to forty kilometers and slow down "At that breeze".
After that, Igor pulls off the thread and flies into the blue...
The picture is that! On the field of the "Wazik" stone, behind him on a long rope talks a hanging ashes. At that breeze, the car brakes sharply, the helicopter flies forward at the length of the wire, and, according to the first law of dynamics, it crumbles at the ground (Igorek, shrouded by free flight, forgot to pull off the rope).
Numerous passengers, overtaking each other, rushed to the aircraft crash site. In front of them, from under the smoky debris came out a whole and unharmed Igor in a cracked motorcycle helmet.
and Igor! Are you alive? Was the carabine spelled? Why not disappear?
- Yes, before me, when I took off, it came to me that the angle of the attack of the blade was variable.
I have to do, the details started to think about and forgot that the wire needs to be cut off!
Our people are not defeated!