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 25.11.2009
I read today on my website:

Your site has been attacked by hackers who are maliciously outside the scope of our PAH (Hacker Protection Unit). We will close your site until the internal investigation of the cause of the fire at the fire extinguisher warehouse where the equipment for servicing this site was located has been completed. We suspect that hackers and firefighters are in the same OPG that has connections with our PAH. When the investigation reaches its apogee, we will send you an account for the fire extinguishers burned during the hacking of your site. Possible a deal. If the damage is reimbursed in full, you receive a drum washed without a single nail from one of the burned fire extinguishers. Send a text message to the number 2474 with the following text: "ماعية و تيينمل ;لأعيان " and get a gift of Arabic-Jewish interpretative speaker. The more SMS, the more explicit the speaker.
With respect, Red Hat Windows-X administrator.
Source: http://bash.im
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