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 26.11.2009
A guy writes to his girlfriend, going to his birthday with a girlfriend, without him:
The Order...
Do not drink excessive amounts of water from the fire, so that you will not fall into a state like a whirling.
Eat what you prefer from the name table.
But if you fall into a wonderful condition, do not dare to put your eyes on your neighbor in the absence of the one who loves you.
Otherwise this eye will be struck by those who love you without any regret.
And the neighbor will be swallowed by them with the help of a magic rod. in the common people by a beat called!
P.S.After this party, do not forget to send a message to the person who loves you with the help of a signature device about the fact that you were stumbled by a road car to the choir of your relatives.
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