How we set up a garage.
If you remember, in the Soviet times, in the cities of large and small, iron garages began to grow. After purchasing VAZ-2103, my father also bought a assembly garage.
Garages were placed in rows, sides to each other and "back to back". When we brought our garage, all the neighbors were already standing; left, right and back, so the garage must first be assembled in the open place, and already assembled, a crane, pressed between the neighbors. Having summoned the people and mobilized a 5.5-liter canister of alcohol, Dad went to collect the garage, I got connected with him, I was 9 years old.
Five men celebrated the meeting, grams of 50 spirits, the autumn is cold.
Six men (5 + truck driver) noted the arrival of the garage x 50g.
6 x 50g - marked the unloading of sheets of the left wall of the garage
7 x 50 g - right (car crane, 6 + crane)
7 x 50g - rear wall
7 x 50g - roof
7 x 50 g - gate
7 x 50 g - marked full unloading and tearful separation with the ZIL driver
6 x 50g - celebration of the joining of sections of the left wall
6 x 50g - right 6 x 50g - solemn celebration of the links and rear walls
5 x 50 g - the right and rear walls are stacked, darkened, one of the
The monitors are tired, sleeping in the car crane
5 x 50g - two events at once, twisted doors and roof
5 x 50 g - the gates were twisted, because they were originally twisted up with their legs, it turned out that the plant was not "handy" and the fixing holes were still there.
5 x 50 g - dark, the assembly is over, there is nothing to drink alcohol, and no longer want to.
5 x 50g - consilium, is it worth going after the car now to chew it up with a garage
5 x 50g - consensus - it is better not to walk
6 x 50g - the trunk of the crane is clogged, the garage hangs half a meter above the ground, sleeping - awakened
6 x 10 drops - the garage is installed, the alcohol is over, the child (I) climbs and something is shaking there.
The tears of separation of the best friends.
The child tried to say that the garage was placed in the back, the gates closer to the garage, which is behind us.
Correction of the situation required 5X500 g of vodka for three.