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 01.12.2009
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The > Theatre The full hall. "Innovation and development"

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I went to the cinema with my girlfriend. The whole film she stood and achaled from the vampire-Edward, then from the cat-turner. I scratched my teeth and endured.
In the first row was a cute girl who attracted my attention by periodically making attempts to slip from the chair and bumping something under her nose. Listened to...
Idiots... they’re all idiots... fucking, where has he eaten so many steroids? Edward, you finally get to sleep! Shoot that fool.
To the man sitting with her:
Well, here is the wreckage, right?
I sat down and jealously envyed this little boy... I will meet without him – I will marry!! to
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