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 03.12.2009
DeoZ: I’m reading manuals about how to raise pressure right now. Do you think that your maximum basal sphincter pressure does not exceed 40 mm Hg? It is written that it should not exceed.
Elion: Put your finger, if he doesn’t eat, it’s okay.
DeoZ: And if he eats, I’ll have high sphincter pressure! I will be more concerned about my bitten anus finger!
Elion: But that will solve your problems with the army right away...
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