We had one story in the universe: 1 course just started to grasp the basics of student life and here is the first lab in "Informatics" (in one word turbo-pascal) and the control task we had was the conclusion on the screen of color text. Did not have time to negotiate as one already signals his victory over this task. All: "In the winderkind". Appropriate teacher, looks, "Molodec, Kolya, well in school taught". Sit on your seat and in a minute: "I can't understand Kolya how you could, because the monitor is black and white." It turns out, by a simple movement Nikolai painted the monitor with a red marker in the place where the text came out. It is not necessary to say that the whole group was lying, and we always remember this story when we meet.