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 03.12.2009
From a photographic discussion

Laryx: You have to buy the right cameras. On the right cameras there should be ONE button - "Take the screenshot". Unfortunately, I personally haven’t seen them yet... We’re waiting for the producers to pick up.

Quackfly: I even imagine the implementation... You go to the menu "Remove the masterpiece", choose from the list "Marines", and the camera issues: "The nearest opportunity to take the masterpiece will appear in 4 hours, get to the place you can on the 19th route (it will be in 15 minutes and 32 seconds), exit at the stop 'Southern shore'. Exactly at 20:40, direct the lens towards the sea. With a built-in compass and GPS device, the camera will help you direct the lens more accurately using voice alerts. Focus and shooting mode will be selected automatically using weather surveys from our satellite. And for a separate fee, if you don’t want to go anywhere, we can send 3G photos taken by our professionals working with National Geographic to your camera.
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