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 06.12.2009
An old acquaintance told my friend:

I came to Cyprus 5 years ago, soon bought a car, and the girl has no rights. Well, nothing, the first two years did not stop her at all. Then it happened... The Cypriot policeman asked her to show her rights. She is immediately nervous, neither alive nor dead, she thinks - well, she got. With shaking hands, he opens his wallet and touches his Latvian student ticket. And he is beautiful, in the form of a plastic card, with a hologram, a photo, the icon of the European Union... But all in the Latvian language.) He looked and looked, twisted, stretched back, and said - thank you, happy way )) So she still rides on the student instead of the right ))
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