I recently entered the office, and there a colleague calls someone on the phone and calls just when I went in. I hear the following words from my colleague:
Q: Hello, is this the Mendeleev table?
There is something responding.
Q: I would like allyic acid.
Answer something again.
Q: Okay, I’m waiting, connect...

It turned out that he called the chemistry store “Mendeleev’s Table” and then waited for him to be switched to another manager.