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 06.12.2009
I have a super seat! She’s asleep, next to her bed there’s a boxer, on the boxer there’s candy in an open bag (sister bought it), my phone charger and other stuff. And here I climb for the charging and accidentally plunge a candy ball right on it. She wakes up and looks at me in confusion.I expected to hear anything in the style of what I am a bad fool, etc.As anyone else would say in her place, but she said take a candy if you want!!! Continue to sleep.
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