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 09.12.2009
Xaron: Ah, finally learned to give interesting assignments in English: a girlfriend in textbooks for in-depth learning need to make their monologues in situations: 1) You jump with a parachute and your friend lost consciousness that you will tell him that he would come into the feelings? 2) In an accident, an 8-year-old girl with a truck crushed her legs, calm her in English... 3) You are flying in a two-seat plane at an altitude of 2,500 meters, your pilot dies from a heart attack, your actions?
Really life situations... =)
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