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 11.12.2009
It was not long ago. At three o’clock in the evening, a girl calls me.
I slept naturally. Then I and D (girl)
I (with a sleeping voice) – Allo?
Q. Are you sleeping?
Looking at the clock, I sleep.
Do you think your husband is now resting with his friends?
I (turn my head and look stupidly at my husband sleeping next to me) - No.
D (slightly offended, then triumphant) - I don't care what he told you, but your husband had sex with me an hour ago, and now he's sleeping in my bed!
I (looking at my husband and starting to think) - Girl... You scare me, and then who is sleeping next to me?! to
Silence, for some reason hanged the phone))) It was only then I thought - she was wrong, and if the husband at this time really rested with friends?))) I thought...
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