Awakening the Bundeswehr

The armies of our countries are potential enemies, but nevertheless they have points in common. It is about humor. Preparation, armament, discipline, instruction – remains beyond the scope of this story.
The story was told by the recruiter's mother, and he told her personally.
A boy from a decent family. Called to the Bundestag. He served a week, sent letters to everyone - home, friends, friends. Waiting for an answer, especially from a loved one, as is usually the case. The commander of the company announced the construction, personally distributes all fresh mail - one or two letters in his hands. Victor (our caller) is also waiting for his hour. I waited. The rooster calls his name, he responds. The officer:
Soldier, who do you think is Anna Shramma?
This is my girlfriend.
“Soldier,” the commander’s voice begins to grieve. Do I look like a postman? – is
The officer gets a package of letters. I get three times more than anyone else.
The Postman! Why should I pull such packs for you alone? What
Do you think?! Are you completely shrinking??? (Free translation into Russian)
The sound of the commander’s voice has reached its apogee. Officer with red
In anger, he takes this package of letters in his face.
The man really had tears from his eyes. He stands and is silent.
The commander of the company turns to his deputy and speaks in an equal voice:
Give him real letters.

The fighter is in shock. The company in shock. The curtain.
Soldiers are beginning to understand what army humor is.