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 19.12.2009
In the lesson of biology we solve problems according to Mendel's laws. Half the class really doesn’t go into anything, and there’s one brave one saying:
Student:"I don’t understand these tasks!"
Teacher:" well you try to understand..."
Student: "and why? They will not be useful in my life at all!"
Teacher:"Well, you are not quite right here. Then you will have a child, and someday he will ask you, “Dad, why do I have blue eyes and you have brown eyes?”
The voice from the class: "Because I am a homosexual, son))"
Another voice from the class: "Who said I was your dad?"
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