Horrible drunkenness at friends at the house... We stand on the balcony with a crowd (man 10) smoking. And I before this cabbage with peanuts turned, you know, as in pregnant women – wanted )) Suddenly, I feel, presses... Give, I think, under the noise, the pressure in the compartments will compensate. The street is almost, all dusted, smoked - nobody will notice. Slowly I relax, preparing to squeeze the whisper slowly... And here the culprit of the celebration – the owner of the house, smokes with us on the balcony, turning hands to the sky and drawing our attention to what is happening somewhere, screams: “Silence! and quiet!Of course, I want everyone to be quiet. I was not prepared for such a turn of events... And how suddenly they all really silenced at once! The next moment the air shaken a long dense such with "basque" delicious pear! )) I was not stopped! Everyone quietly moved from the balcony inside, only my friend, who stood next to me, was beating in the convulsions of wild rust.

I thought this was the end of the story.)

But when I, depressed, asked him, he said, why to rub something like this, I look people in the eyes like now? In response, he struggled to contain his hysteria and said, “Is this she?”I"ve died immediately from this. Imagine a girl, the most honest of the rules, who in the eyes of everyone, prior to relieving the public from excessive noise, so fatherly wasted. All in all, I and Koresh couldn’t get together for another 15 minutes.)))

P.S Now we all normally communicate and like to periodically recall this case.