Let’s think about Santa Claus:
1) beard - a clear sign of adminism
A red nose is a clear sign of alcoholism, so common in the IT environment.
3) the devil knows where he lives, until the children (a clear association with the uservers of the lower level is seen) do not get into a circle and do not start calling him to solve their urgent problems.
4) performs some magical ritual of dancing around the tree, which can be a prototype of dancing with a drum.

Father Christmas – the admiral of our world

I wrote out of boredom and drunk.