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 05.01.2010
I read a story to my nephew. I found an old book that my grandmother once read to me. I noticed inaccuracies. It is written that Ivan Tsarevich sat on a horse and jumped, and from the bottom of the picture, as long as he did not look, it is not visible that the horse has a pitch, so it is not a horse, but a horse. Therefore, it would be more correct to write that Ivan Tsarevich sat on a horse and jumped.
Nagual: The first thing that always surprised me about you is your selectivity to the little things. If you were the author, editor and artist of this book, I would not be surprised if you not only painted a pipis horse, but also in the text would emphasize this attention, writing something like "Ivan Tsarevich sat on a horse with a pipis and jumped."))
Say, “Do you think I am a dwarf?”
Nagual: The second feature I like about you is guessing.
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