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 11.03.2008
of the Заполярье. by Gadji. See also 12265. If it is simple, it is built.

Ordinary building, whose gray barracks are made of silicate brick

They were placed on a roof above the base of the APL. Additionally, it must be said that

The company subordinated to me was not quite an ordinary builder. She was

The mountain pass. Soldiers are usually selected from

Mining and mining villages. Therefore, the group had either

one "walk" to the zone or "minor", or a conditional period. The other guys.

But it is, by the word.

And today our company was waiting for a new supplement. As usual, first

He was afflicted with the murder, because he was promised that with a new replenishment in the company.

The artist comes. Neither more nor less. Oh how! I hope no one needs.

Explain what Lenin's room is and how much there should be.

Posters and Benefits?

... And here he is... The artist... the regular car from the mining town of Gorlovka...

Hooliganism with a sentence of one year.

For the sake of justice, it must be noted that he actually painted.

The workshop. Any black and white photo in his hands in 3-4 hours

It was transformed into a color portrait on the A3 sheet. But most importantly, the main

It was not that. The car was, among other things,

“The Ring!” This is now the fashion profession "Tattoo artist", and

It was just the ring.

The company was covered by the madness of the highly artistic tattoo. The car is not

He simply carved out with the needles the emblems of the troops and the DMB, he could easily

Tattoos all paintings. The car had a special machine.

Made of electric shave. Those who want to go to Dumbart

The memorable tattoo stretched for many days. The soldier fantasy.

It disappeared quickly. Finnish knives and roses, wrapped with cloth wire and

Cobra gets tired quickly. DMB 1987-1989, XF with polar light

Almost every soldier was stunned. The crowd was deeply depressed.

Suddenly the head of one of the sergeants enlightened, he took a decisive step.

He went to the car and whispered heavily to his ear:

“Sasha, can you cut out an elephant for me? In the member? So that

When the end stands up, would it seem like the elephant hobbits up?

The car thought for sight, but in a couple of minutes for 3 portions of the morning

Butter oil agreed. A week later, Sergeant Gabashvili

I boasted a new. The elephant raised his hood in the morning.

A new wave of madness. The elephant was followed by a series.

nostrils, but the peak of the soldier's smart was the order for a portrait

Neanderthal, compressing a powerful oak in his hairy legs. the caretime

There was no time to sleep.

Most of all suffered the company's komsorg, the globe euphrator. On the one hand,

Komsomol’s conscience did not allow him to take advantage of ideology.

It is a harmful hobby, and on the other hand, “hunting is harder than hunting.” The penalty

He breathed and headed to the car:

and Sanya. Give me something too. Well, this is that. The Neanderthal with a dude.

of LADY?

No question, tonight. In the home. You are selfish or selfish.



The happy Globa asked the deputy police officer for dismissal and ran to

a navy pig farm, which is next to the GSS, since pigs were regularly chased

There is selfie.

In the evening, pulling 150 for courage, shaving an improvised "holst",

The penalty collapsed in front of the car. Self-driving car riding machine,

quickly rolled Globe on the stomach pre-prepared truffle, accepted

100 grams on the chest, and I took the job. The fine was happy. All about

It all went 2 hours. A bandage with novocaine was applied, the body was wrapped.

After 5 days, in the washing machine in front of the mirror, with the accumulation of experts,

Desiring to see another masterpiece, Globa began to dilute cautiously

Binded...

On him, from the mirror, crushing his eyebrows, in a buddy with a gray star,

Compressing the gun with his left hand, he looked at the Red Army and was terrible.

He asked, “Are you a volunteer? “” Nail on the index finger

was absent...

...Globa shrugged his eyes and complained, with a sparkle stuck...

Rambler (petrovdv@rambler.ru)
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