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 07.01.2010
Here is this:

(Sorry, I’m going to ruin a little "Bless"...)
The women complain about their men: she asked to give TH, and he gave THIS, because he is a fool, does not interrupt me and bla bla bla (the conclusions clearly follow from the context of messages of this kind)...
I am a woman! I love my husband because:
1) He does not understand my cosmetics, because for this I have the Self, and he is there to understand the nails, screws, screws, drills, etc. Ask your husband to buy a set of winning sweaters, what surprise would he expect from you? And, probably, you know exactly what "Nadfil" differs from "Rashpil" and which side there to them "Nadfil" will be pressed???)
2) He GIVES me gifts from the heart, not serves as a courier to deliver my orders!!! to
P.S Women, respect yourself... insulting your companion of life in public, you only humiliate yourself, showing your pettyness, malice, selfishness and swallowing edible jaundice!!! to
(Men, be yourself " despite" and " contrary to" immature females... )
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Thank you God, there is a good woman in the world!! to

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