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 11.01.2010
I now have a sex-talisman tree
The girl came to visit me, there and there, romance, the lights turned off, the tree blinking
A tree blinking with different frequencies. I started moving in the rhythm of the tree. The tree is faster, I am faster. The tree is slower, I am slower.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh The girl said it was the coolest sex in her life...I was in shock. This is what they need, it turns out.
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