Yesterday I bought a toy for a friend. An artificial member. Tonight she came to me. Word for word, word for word, word for word... share...
Yura: Well, I stood in front of her and rolled out on the chair...my and my gift. both of them. very rarely.
Yura: My girlfriend fell into a stupor. 5 minutes to compare. I turned my eyes from one to the other and back. It turned out that the artificial was longer, and the mine was thicker.
Yura: While she was comparing, I lost an erection. The girlfriend said, “Well, now there are no questions,” she took a gift, dressed up and left.
Doodie: A clear friend. Buridan's donkey died in such a situation.