>> The history of the world. Sorry for the lyrics.
I, still not very sober, on January 2nd, at five in the morning, went for a walk with the dog. I took a brandy with me. He went for a walk, drank a cognac, and...fucked the dog. He walked around all the courts, trembled, froze, his throat was cold - oral. While he spoke, he was sent to all the inappropriate places once by ten by the people who had awakened. What to do? And I have a full-length dog photo on my phone. I decided to print and hang the ads around the area. I remembered that the cartridge was seated at home, called a friend, was first sent there, but then agreed, came, we broke the ad, printed thirty pieces. I, a friend, his wife, his mother, and their dog fell out on the street, wandered, walked through the courtyards, scattered the ads on the Scotch, wandered out of sorrow and went to them for breakfast. While breakfast, suddenly remembered that in the advertisement did not indicate neither cell phone nor home phone, I broke first through the area from the hand of the phone on the sheets to write, almost died... and in tears went home... I come - and this fox sits in the apartment in front of the door with eyes like dishes. I, it turns out, took the guide, took the cognac, and forgot the dog at home.