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 17.01.2010
The grandson - a fun and mobile boy just under three years of age - does not want to go to bed. In fact, it is not difficult, you just need to get into bed and let you calm down. A few minutes - and squeeze two holes. But it is boring for him to lie down for these two minutes, so he makes up all sorts of activities for himself.
- get the ball from under the bed, go down to see how the cat is there, whether it is fed, build a tower of Lego cubes and other very important things.
He walks to his father and stretches a cubicle:
The phone!
He takes a cubicle and puts it on his ear:
Allo is?
and allo! The child is screaming, pressing the same cube to the ear. How is it?
Okay, the dad answered. How are you?
Toze Holoso!
Why are you still not sleeping?
The boy takes the cubicle from his ear, looks at it thoughtfully and says:
I do not hear. The Lazidini.
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