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 19.01.2010
Article published in one of the newspapers of Irkutsk on 26 January 1926.

The council examined the invention together with representatives of the relevant authorities and allowed the expulsion of alcohol from human stools. From one pud is suggested to expel one quarter of a cane of alcohol. The stools should be peasant, as they eat vegetable food.

With regard to this note, the Soviet poet Demian the Poor wrote:

Now comes the time,
No day is a miracle.
Alcohol is run out of shit.
Quarter of Pudding
The Russian mind invented.
The envy of Europe.
Vodka is flowing.
Right in the mouth from the ass.
They took power.
We are over the new world.
We will be fucking clean.
And put on the air.
And then the man is Russian.
It will heal perfectly.
All types are rebuilt.
in the wine factory.
It will pay us,
It will feed the family.
The spirits will stretch the legs,
I closed my shop.
Pearls are gathered,
A shit tax will be imposed.
According to rumors very soon,
The ass is clogged.
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