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 23.01.2010
Have you ever wondered why girls like "Summer" so much? It is not the appearance of the actors, but the attitude that is shown to the girl. Care, passionate desire and not rushing with sex))) Phrases from the book can generally be written out in a notebook and used to hang cuddles on the ears: "I want to be next to you always to take care of you", "for me the main thing - you and your safety", "Tell me everything about yourself", "You are my personal sort of heroine"(for one this phrase can already be given)...The book can be renamed to "A hundred phrases that every woman wants to hear from a man"(excluding pure vampires).
P.S. Films: the second is shit, the first is a scene where vampires play baseball)))
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