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 24.01.2010
We rested in a large apartment. Suddenly night came and it was decided to go to bed. And since the house is large and the apartment is small, there were not enough beds for everyone. Someone was sleeping on the kitchen sofa, someone in the hallway on a mattress, someone in a chair, etc. My friend and I got a couch. We decided to lie on a valley, the size of the couch allowed. We sleep. In the middle of the night, the couch suddenly thought to break and we cried down on the floor. During the fall, a box that served as a basket for papers for the owner of the apartment was destroyed and all the garbage that lay there was evenly distributed across the floor. From the roar and scream, the whole thus escapes, runs into the room and sees the painting with oil: on the floor, among the debris of the bed, two guys in cowards sit and in front of them - a used condom (which fell out of the box). I’ve never been so ashamed before...

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