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 25.01.2010
exactly at midnight.
What at midnight?
Come to the bar, you will not regret it. I have no time to take care of. You’re attractive, I’m fucking attractive, why waste time? at midnight. I wait.
How do you dare?! to
I laugh my dear. I laughed.
Are you crazy?
On the contrary. I am so normal that sometimes I am surprised.
You are ugly.
and yes. Who is good today? Here today, for example, I see a butterfly flying – a head tiny, brainless, winged back, well, a fool. Sweaters are not better either. Berry is impasse. by Dub. The Crete River. The Cloud Idiots. The traitor horses. People are fraudsters. What to do? The whole world is such that there is nothing to be ashamed of.
Well how? Do you come?
I will not think. And I will complain to my husband and he will turn you into a rat.
Who is my husband?
The Wizard.
Must be warned. He was wrong. It exploded. I am sorry.

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