From the dating site:
"..And especially to those who offer to meet for another pleasant evening/morning. Actually, why complicate everything? In the ass all these wedding dances of pavia in the form of flowers-café movies. We are reasonable people and we know from books that the meaning of the life of a homosapiens is more delicious to eat, better to sleep and good to fuck. Therefore I, as a true vaginous structure, undertake to come, to feed, to soothe, to lay down and to call a taxi to myself, without waking you up in the morning, so that you, my good, can sleep and be ready for new accomplishments. In case of my good mood, I suck right in the car and with a happy smile I will run on my business, catch the moment!