Daddy told me a funny story :)
He worked on the building for a very long time, did not drink, did not smoke, and on that day there was a celebration. Well, in short, one of his friends ate heavily in the middle of the working day and the check just arrived. Well, my clever father placed him asleep in a hole in the middle of the construction site, and himself near this hole began to dig something like that, so that the inspection saw that everything was okay). But what a foolish grandmother, she saw in the window from the upper floor of the neighboring house a picture of a man lying in the pit, and next to the second man mashed with a spade))) She called the police in response. And here comes the picture: my father is digging with a spade, the bean comes in, it begins to be crushed, the pit is wrapped with a ribbon and then the drunken body rises from the pit and with a very drunken voice:"bring someone water..." and then cut out))) Everyone was in the hole))))