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 13.03.2008
I bought a new respirator and a printer. While sleeping, I thought – what does he remind me of?? to
In the office, I put out of my pocket, I look - well, Darth Vader's mask, only blue =)
In the end...
On the face of this dwarf, dark glasses, on the back of an orange construction helmet, on the chest on two ropes an old mother is attached, on the spine a coat of a broken garbage bag, in the hand a stick from a swab, expropriated from a cleaner... A miracle flies into the room to the bugs, whispers and whispers through the respirator, pulls a vacuum cleaner behind him and says with a dead voice: “Where is Skywalker?” Where is my son?" then turns to the vacuum cleaner and asks: "R2, did you not see him?"
The bugs were in the car.
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