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 12.02.2010
Many people believe that once the apartment is privatized, it can be re-planned without demand. Especially like to break the ventilation mine in the kitchen and arrange a bar or shelf under the TV there, and the neighbors from below deprive the ventilation. When the ventilators come, whom the same neighbors from below called, the tricks send them from the threshold further and deeper: nothing we, say, did not do, it is your ventilation barakhlit, and the apartment is not allowed - you have no right.

But the ventilators are also not a lick of sewing. If it is not possible to clean the ventilation from the roof with a piece of thick wire, they have special equipment to break the blockage - most often it is a hose with a boiling chain, which they throw lightly from the roof into the mine. If the first time to the basement did not reach - pull out and throw until the result is obtained.

Dear owners of apartments! Complaining then is absolutely useless: you are wrong on all sides, and the staff of the livestreams acted according to the instructions. Think carefully, if you need this cubic meter, otherwise one day, sending men in dirty specials on x@y, in half an hour you will see your favorite TV going to the basement.

With respect, your employees of the ventilation front.
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