There was a smoking conversation:
I know the answer to the main Zen question, “How does the cotton of one hand sound!” I knock with one hand
Are you sure you found the only correct answer?
and yes!
If I were your teacher, I would have to fuck you with a stick for that.
Well, if I were your student, I would fuck a stick in response.
Now you need to understand where the martial arts came from in Shaolin.
and ROFL