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 20.02.2010
From student years there is a mantra that helps not to forget anything, leaving the house:
The passport
Money is
Telephone is
Travelled
The keys
Gandalf
Now there is a wife and a car, but the mantra still works - instead of a pass, a magnetic pass is taken to the office, and instead of a gangdon, a working flash drive. The wife is already accustomed and does not stress on the "gandon". But the customer’s face was very stretched when I said boldly from the threshold: “I’m back! “I forgot you had Gandon in the system block.”
Are there poets here? help to come up with a new mantra, so that it is not shameful to brag in decent society!
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