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 22.02.2010
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Fifth, there are some inconveniences:
Buttons don’t always work – but if you hit it hard, it will work. The shutdown button does not work at all. To turn off the phone, just remove the battery. To turn it on, put it on. The battery is discharged in about an hour. If you are lucky. Charge for 5 minutes. The plastic on the screen was broken as a result of numerous strikes. infection in the corps. The dynamic is off, so if you want to hear something, you have to hold it. A harness is applied. If you move the wire around the nest a little, it will even work. The rear panel does not hold, so a scotch is attached.
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