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 22.02.2010
A student told me today.
I went to Moscow this summer, and so in the subway I did not know where to sit, well, he thinks let me ask the locals, the girl fits, asks the guy - sorry please, we are not local people do not tell? And she in response.
- go to yuhh; he thinks okay, comes to the guy says,
- Brother you can't tell how; he is 100 rubles! The pirate, all fucking, he thinks, approaches the mint, asks how to get there (and a fellow Armenian) he immediately - your documents; in general, himself had to understand.
So, why are you crazy in Moscow?? to
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