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 24.02.2010
His grandfather (colonel, combat officer) had a daylight on May 9, his wife was born on February 29. My Uncle (their son) - October 7 (Constitution Day, who remembers, old). The holiday was cancelled, his sister came to the forefront, my mother - with her D/R on June 28 (the day of the constitution in Ukraine, where we are unhappy to live). Her husband, my dad, is right on March 8. I personally have a daylight on January 1.
When I married a man who was born on Easter (just the year of his birth coincided) and, having given birth to a daughter on September 1, I called a friend and the date, I heard a whisper and the phrase "Don't P*di!", from all unoccupied holidays in the year, count back 9 months and be extremely careful these days.
I’m for what... I’m also a senior lieutenant. And the dream of an idiot was fulfilled - I was given a female shaving foam yesterday!! to
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