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 25.02.2010
The parties arrived at the court, where they were met by a pre-retirement judge with universal sadness in the eyes.

Judge Grandma: Do computers and devices belong to you?
Grandma: Yes to me.
Judge: For what purposes do you use the computer, and what information is on the disks and flash cards?
Grandma: Because I am an elderly person and I find it difficult to communicate with my girlfriends offline, we use the Internet to communicate, and I also use the computer to buy various goods, medicines and food via the Internet. On the disks are my personal information and the archives of my family (photos, personal letters, personal accounting), correspondence with social and pension services. If the court needs to read the information, and there will be a corresponding court order, I am ready to disclose the information for the court.
Judge: What browser do you use?
Grandma: Mozilla, as well as AI, because not all websites of the state. The organs see Mozilla
Judge: I agree with you, but I recommend you try the Opera too.
After such a dialogue between the grandmother and the judge, the lawyer respectfully looked at them both.
Judge: What is your education?
Grandmother: There was a higher medical school, but because I was retired for almost twenty years, the diploma was canceled.
Judge: How did the operatives and investigators behave during the search?
Grandmother: Humbly and aggressively.
Judge: Did you try to protest in some way?
Grandma: No, because my family remembers 38 years very well.
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