MT: I am a programmer. I would ideally like a compiler to solve this problem for me.

I am a compiler. Ideally, I would like a programmer to solve this problem for me.

MefBezTufel: I am a processor. Guys, what are you talking about?

JustLuckyGuy: I am an electric charge. Stop chasing me here and then I will hit...

I am a tomato...

FinikWasHere: How long has it been with you?and :)