Only in America...



Pizza can come to you faster than an ambulance.

...you will find parking spaces reserved for disabled people, next to the trail

for the riders;

In the pharmacy, patients have to go through the whole room to buy.

medicines, while healthy people buy cigarettes at the entrance;

...people order a double cheeseburger, a large plate of potatoes and

The Coca-Cola diet;

In banks, they leave all the doors open, but hold the pen on the chains.

the windows;

Thousands of dollars worth of cars are left in the street and in the garage.

A lot of unnecessary stuff.

Automatic telephone calls are used to remove unnecessary calls, but in the same way.

Time is turned on in waiting mode to avoid missing calls from those to whom

At first they did not respond.

... buy sausages for hot dogs in a package of 10 pieces, and breasts - in

Package of 8;

There are ATMs that can be used without leaving.

The car is written in the Braille language (who doesn’t know it).

This is an alphabet for the blind, they are the drivers.) is