on the sex discussion forum

The xxx:
Help me please, I’m dating a boy and he wants sex, he thinks I’m a virgin... but I’m not a virgin for three years... help who knows how to portray virginity in bed... for him it’s very important!
My friend advised me to take a small bag of ketchup, and when he comes into me screaming to break the bag, don't tell me which ketchup is better to choose for this?
YYYY :
So why do you have ketchup, take a better lecho, it is more delicious and useful and if he sees it there, the guy will say it was cracked)
and ZZZ:
Chili to yourself.

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