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 06.03.2010
This story is deeply rooted in my cloudless childhood, or more precisely in 1980.
We were then first-class boys with their fun and interests.
And there was in our headquarters a boy named Volodya, and by name - Nikitin.
Quiet, humble and kind boy.
Well, there was a nickname attached to him, derived from the name - "Nikita". So it was for us, and for everyone around us, Nikita.
So we introduced him to our acquaintances.
Years went. We have grown. But so in the soul we remain the guys from our yard...
This is how we met Kap (Arcadius, The Tester of Everything That Flies)
(Radio Mechanic Vitya), Fedya (Farrid surgeon-traumatologist), Snake or Snake
(Guess who), Nikita (That same Volodya, the best car mechanic)... well and so on... And we introduced Volodya-"Nikita" to a good girl with whom they had everything.)
It was for her... Guess who? After two long years of pressing and checking the relationship, they made a unified decision.) Especially on January 29, 2010. They stood behind the bridegroom.
The process of ransom of the bride (which turned into a kidnapping)
Europe, to the deep dissatisfaction of the girlfriends of the bride. We entered the ZAGS.
In the most solemn and responsible moment of creating a new family!
The newlyweds are frozen. They were frozen as witnesses in the solemn guard.
The silence they created was supported by friends and relatives.

And under the magical sounds of violins and violins, the head of the ZAGS
The aircraft construction district began the solemn procedure of marriage with the words:

In the name of the Law of the Russian Federation I unite the sacred bonds of marriage.
Vladimir Nikitin and Flura Khakimyanov.

And in this solemn moment, the solemn silence is cut to the limit by the astonished voice of the bride:
This is what the Lord calls!!! to

The wedding process continued in 20 minutes)))
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1003/o100305;1.html
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