The fucking family.
Mom bought the root of the celery and the second night in a row she hammered the cakes.
At the same time, when disturbed by the "right" nutrition, the grandmother went to visit and saw this unfortunate root, she ate it, her mother said that she was not allowed to lose weight in this house and she would leave us.
Father has become addicted to liquid viscas and the last week honestly shares with our cat all the packs in half, frankly ignoring the presence of cold and skin in the refrigerator (by the way, the eyes of our cat, when the father eats half of his food, you have to see!!!) is
A sister today was carrying a cat on her arms around the apartment and said, “You are my chicken, the head is two ears!” Sometimes even "head is half-ear".
And I what?
I, as I said in one bearded quote, quietly sit in the corner and eat the rainbow.
God, protect my relatives.
All, even my troubled three-born brother Lozhu! ^ ^ ^