One Russian comrade decided to save a penny and went to rest wildly to some deaf Italian village in the area of Naples (a well-known dwarf). On the first night, all the mirrors of the side view were blinking from his car. Discovering the missing, the man ran to the owner of the removed house with a rhetorical question: "How is it?" The owner looked, scratching the tail:
"Indeed, it does not climb into any framework - in our village, nobody rides on Renault from the locals!" Then I thought a little more and breathed with relief: "No, everything is okay - such mirrors can be adapted to the Fiat!"